Enjoy Playing Kill the Kardashian's
You know those goofy browser games that pop up out of nowhere? “Kill the Kardashian’s” is exactly that sort of off-the-wall little shooter where the point is to launch pies, paintballs, or even rubber ducks at cartoon versions of the famous sisters. The moment you load it up, you’ve got this big ol’ crosshair following your cursor around, and the whole thing is bathed in bright pop-culture colors—pink, gold, zebra stripe, you name it. There’s zero gore or anything gruesome; it’s more about the slapstick vibe of watching funny caricatures dive or explode into confetti when you score a direct hit.
As you play, you rack up combos by hitting multiple floating targets before they fall off the screen, and there are all sorts of silly power‐ups: things like a rapid-fire cupcake cannon or a time‐slowing perfume spray that turns your slow-motion flour bombs into perfect, face‐smacking art. The difficulty ramps up pretty quickly too—you’ll start juggling five or six Kardashian faces at once, each one zooming around in its own dramatic little bubble. It’s a frantic rhythm, and there’s something oddly satisfying about whacking them just as they’re about to duck behind a tabloid headline.
Despite the somewhat provocative title, the whole thing is just a cheeky poke at fame culture rather than an endorsement of real violence. People who stumble across it tend to laugh at how over‐the‐top and ridiculous it all is. Sure, it’s not high art, but it nails that guilty-pleasure streak in all of us who can’t resist a little celebrity roast—served up with a digital pie in the face.